Negative first impressions

I am just an old square.

First impressions do get modified, but when the first impression is negative enough, there never is a second.

  • Sagging trousers : – 10,000
  • Someone in a burqa: – 5,000
  • Face piercings: – 2,000
  • Tattoos : – 1,000
    • Beautiful tattoos : + 10 – 100
First impressions 1

First impressions 1

  • Idiot drivers : – 1,000
  • Idiot cyclists : – 999
  • Idiot Autos in Delhi : – 900
First impressions 2

First impressions 2

  • Suit with short pants : – 900
  • Shiny suit : – 890
  • “Power” tie : – 880
First impressions 3

First impressions 3

Probably says more about me than anybody else.


 

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