And then came Brexit

First came Grexit, which threatened, but never came to pass,

Then came Brexit which took a goodly bit of brass,

Next, of course, was Nexit as the Dutch showed their class,

Followed closely by Swexit which showed the EU to be an ass.


Le Pen was shrill in calling for a Fraxit,

Even the Lega Nord saw benefit in an Ixit,

Latin solidarity raised the spectre of a Poxit and a Spaxit,

And the Germans desperately resisted any Gexit.


The Danes couldn’t wait to implement a Dexit,

Which stirred the Greeks enough to go through with their Grexit,

Agitated Finns were not too slow to go ahead with Fixit,

And Brussels couldn’t survive the final straw of a Bexit.

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