Archive for the ‘Trivia’ Category

High jinks for Modi in London

November 13, 2015

At least it allows him to forget (temporarily) the debacle in Bihar.

Best buds: David Cameron,narendra Modi and Boris Johnson – photo AP via Daily Mail

I don’t suppose he would have given his RSS salute while in London (which in terms of comic value always reminds me of Peter Ustinov in Romanoff and Juliet).

Modi RSS salute

Modi RSS salute

Even though the RSS salute is ludicrous enough it must be said, in his defence, that I do not recall that he has ever been photographed in khaki shorts and bearing his danda.

Abstinence for Diwali

November 10, 2015

It’s Diwali tomorrow (Deepavali in the South today).

Abstinence is hard but a Shubh Diwali to one and all.

Not everything is sweet, but what isn’t sweet is fried!!

All that I have to abstain from 

Diwali abstinence

Diwali abstinence image from facebook

A shadow of a selfie

October 23, 2015

Autumn sun and long shadows.

Shadow of a selfie

Shadow of a selfie

And one equals two and 2=3, 4=5……

October 9, 2015

I haven’t seen these in a long, long time but a 12 year old reminded me of the fun available with algebra when messing with hidden zeros and square roots:

And one equals two

And if one equals two….

Why shouldn't 4 be 5

Why shouldn’t 4 be 5?

Evolution of the desk

October 5, 2015

Update: I am informed by the producer of the video that the attribution of the original video below should be to Best Reviews, http://bestreviews.com#reviews

My apologies to Best Reviews.


From Harvard Innovation Lab

Published on 20 Oct 2014
video courtesy of: bestreviews.com/best-computer-desks#hist­ory-of-the-computer-desk
photography by dougthomsen.tv / engineering by anton georgiev

Only problem is that my desk actually looks like this:

desk

A port in motion

October 1, 2015

Just watch. Especially the tall-ships “parking”.

Port of Amsterdam during Sail 2015

 

No collisions.

From Drone Addicts

Another first for Sweden

September 28, 2015

Sweden’s claim for a seat on the UN Security Council will of course, be enhanced by this further example of global leadership.

From Expressen:

“We want to give everyone who loves hamburgers a unique experience”, says Selma Felic, responsible for national campaigns at McDonald’s. For the first time in history it is now possible to book a table at McDonald’s. In just over 30 selected restaurants around the country it is possible to reserve a table and additionally get table service. This is due to the launch of the new gourmet burger Maestro Classic. Dinner sittings are bookable on the selected days at bookatable.se/mcdonalds.

“Now that we can offer a really good quality burger, so we want to launch it in a fun and exclusive way. Therefore, we shall let our guests sample the gourmet hamburger by reserving a table and thereby feel extra welcome to us”, says Selma Felic. The menu offered for dinner reservations is two-course – where a Maestro Classic constitutes the main course.

Table reservations can be made in bookatable.se/mcdonalds and on selected days between 29th SEP and 9 October The resrevation will be valid for upto four people at 19:00.

Hollande reaching for the heights

September 24, 2015

From Kaspar von Erffa

French President Hollande with the captain of the French National basketball squad Sandrine Gruda

 

To each as he deserves

September 13, 2015

(Based loosely on the Latin Suum cuique rather than the German Jedem das Seine with its connections to Buchenwald).

  1. Monarchy/ Dictatorship: To each as the King may determine
  2. Communism: To each, as the State determines
  3. Socialism: To each, as the State determines he needs
  4. Liberal Socialism: To each, as he desires or as the State determines he needs (whichever is lower)
  5. Liberalism: To each, as he desires
  6. Liberal Conservatism: To each, as the State determines he deserves or needs (whichever is higher)
  7. Libertarianism: To each, as he deserves
  8. Conservatism: To each, as he earns or the State determines he deserves
  9. Capitalism: To each as he earns
  10. Fascism: To each of us, a brown (or black) shirt, and whatever the whim of the State may determine and as the mood takes the State

Other Variations:

  1. Christian State: To each, as much as he can accumulate and hold but with the right to suffer mentally to gain eternal salvation
  2. Islamic State: To each true Muslim male, a road to paradise paved with the corpses of infidels
  3. Jewish State: To each Jew, as much as he can take or earn and hold
  4. Buddhist State: To each, a right to maintain the status quo for Nirvana in the next life
  5. Hindu State: To each true Hindu male, a white shirt, baggy khaki shorts, a staff and a night out with a Bollywood starlet

 

 

Magic is to physics as Heineken is to the human body

September 10, 2015

Magic already fills all the spaces that physics cannot reach.

Take spacetime (you can just as well call it the mellifluous aether which carries gravitational waves from the sun to the distant reaches of the solar system where other beers cannot reach).

The stretched rubber-sheet analogy to explain spacetime and gravity is just that – an analogy. And not a very good one as xkcd has so well illustrated.

spacetime magic — by xkcd

“Spacetime” is a label for any mathematical model which combines space and time into a continuum. It is just a model. But why that model should apply is magic.

Spacetime is just an imagined structure of the universe and is imbued with mathematically-defined properties such that “spacetime is distorted by the mass of bodies which exist within it and these distortions, in turn, affect the motion of those masses”. A somewhat circular argument which does not explain the “why” or the “how” beyond “it must be so, because it is so”.

Spacetime does not explain the existence of gravity. It merely shifts the need for magic to explain magical attraction (labelled gravity) to another place where physics cannot reach. In a universe where motion is not independent of time, and where the very duration of time can vary as a consequence of motion, even the magnitude of the 3 physical dimensions become variables subject to the observer and his motion. Not to mention that mass can be energy and some of both can be dark. Neither mass nor energy nor momentum can any longer be conserved, because phantom dark energy can be called upon and injected into the equations whenever it is needed to explain the unexplainable. And to have a “phantom” class of undetectable, unobservable dark energy which is doubly undetectable, does seem to go over the top. Rather than just put dark energy and dark matter, and even phantom dark energy into the category of magic, intrepid physicists have invented new classes of  unknown, unobservable, undetectable, sub-atomic particles. Some have charm and some have spin. Some have properties which are as yet undefined but will be sufficient to the explanation required to be constructed. Why not just call them “magic particles”?

Physics no longer goes for the parsimonious explanation. Big Physics seems nowadays to be based on introducing complexities wherever possible rather than looking for the least complicated explanation which is sufficient to the explanation. For every ultimate, fundamental particle that is “found”, but found wanting, two further magic particles have to be invoked.

Of course, there is a Grand Unified Theory which explains electromagnetic, weak, and strong interactions and naturally there is a Theory of Everything which even explains gravity. It is quite simple and sufficient to the purpose. It is called Magic and it occupies all the spaces that Physics cannot reach.

It is time for a Heineken. Now if I could only remember the right spell and the right incantation to go with it, ………