alarmist – a paranoid Warmist
AGW – a religion propogating the homo-centric view of the universe and denying any influence of the sun
climate scientist – one who tricks successfully; a failed statistician
climategate – release on the internet of the inner workings of the hockeystick team
denialist – a heretical sceptic
Gore – a figurehead for AGW
hockeystick – a Warmist religious symbol; a graph depicting the uncontrolled increase of any paramater
hockeystick team – a small group of fanatical Warmists who created the hockeystick symbol by a trick
IPCC – The High Church of AGW; primarily an advocacy group for the generation of funds for Warmist projects
Jones – A Warmist priest and member of the UK Chapter of the hockeystick team
Mann – A Warmist priest and inventor of the trick
mann – n. a successful practitioner of a trick (not to be confused with a human person)
(mann.ism n. a trick; mann.ick adj. manic)
Pachauri – High Priest of the IPCC, a railway engineer who underwent a religious conversion to Warmism
peer-review – process for preventing publication by heretics comparable to excommunication
sceptic – a scientist; a heretic
trick – n. data manipulation by exclusion; v. to selectively exclude data to achieve a desired result
settled science – as defined by the High Church
voodoo science – any scientific endeavour following the scientific method but not conforming to to Warmism dogma
Warmist – one who adheres to the religion of man-made Global Warming
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