It should be an interesting next few hours as real results come in. If the main exit poll proves to be correct then it will be quite a coup for David Cameron and a mighty success for Nicola Sturgeon. It will be a humiliating fiasco for Nick Clegg and a great relief to the markets that “Red” Moses Milibrand has a bloody nose. But The YouGov exit poll shows quite different results.
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0530CET: It does look as if the Tories will have 5 -10 seats more than in 2010 and that might be just enough (312 – 317 seats with 323 needed for an effective majority) to try running with a minority government.
The markets will be not too unhappy though the SNP’s clean sweep (almost) in Scotland and their almost communistic tendencies could be a bit worrying. On the other hand the Scots could never be as profligate as Greece has been.
It’s time for a nap before breakfast.
0430 CET: Ed Davey has lost his seat. He must take the prize for knowing less about energy and energy production than any other Energy Minister – other than a former Energy Minister of the UP government . Davey also had the remarkable ability to always ask the wrong questions.
0400CET: Mhairi Black of the SNP is the youngest MP since 1667. She thrashed her Labour opponent. (But at 20 years old, we know that she is formally still an adolescent since her prefrontal cortex will not be fully developed till she is about 25)!
Great campaigns – giving great defeats? It is amazing how every Labour or Lib Dem spokesperson talks about how Miliband and Clegg have both run “fantastic campaigns” but have produced a fiasco in the one case and a melt-down in the other.
0330 CET: There is talk of both Nick Clegg and Ed Miliband resigning tomorrow. It would be appropriate if Russel Brand also retired from public life – at least for a few weeks.
If Farage also loses then he will also have to go.
Sturgeon and Cameron the winners.
The Tories may be just short of a majority on their own
Some polls are going to be proven quite wrong.
The UKIP bubble would have burst.
The Pound strengthened by 1% on the eit poll.
Cameron could still just have a majority with the Lib Dems but the Lib Dems would be a very junior partner indeed.
But this is only an exit poll and there is a long – and hopefully entertaining – night ahead.
The election campaign had few fireworks and all the entertainment value is concentrated around the results.
A little bit like the Eurovision Song Contest. No substance in the songs or the singers and all the excitement in the counting of the result.