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Beatrix retires (abdicates) but Elizabeth dare not

January 29, 2013
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Prince Willem-Alexander

The retirement age in the Netherlands is 65 years and the intention to increase this to 67 has already been tabled. Royals of course are exempt from such “regulations”. Queen Beatrix will be 75 on Thursday this week. Just as her mother Queen Juliana abdicated in her favour at the age of 71 on 30th April 1980 , Beatrix Wilhelmina Armgard will abdicate in favour of her son on April 30th this year. Even Juliana came to the throne with the abdication of her mother Queen Wilhelmina on 6th September 1948.

Independent: The Dutch head of state, Queen Beatrix, is to abdicate in favour of her eldest son, Prince Willem-Alexander, after a 33-year reign marked by controversy and even civil disobedience.

Beatrix, who is 75 on Thursday, announced in a national television address this evening that she would step down on 30 April, enabling her son, 45, to become the first Dutch king for more than a century. She has ruled since 1980 following the abdication of her mother, Queen Juliana.

“I am not abdicating because this office is too much of a burden, but out of conviction that the responsibility for our nation should now rest in the hands of a new generation,” she said. “I am deeply grateful for the great faith you have shown in me in the many years that I could be your Queen.”

While the Dutch have established a tradition of abdication while the successor is still of “reasonable” age, the British precedent is for abdication only when royal scandals have become publicly unacceptable and not for any consideration of the age of the heir. The Royals just don’t have the numbers to establish a trade-union presence so, in Britain Charles cannot expect any support from this quarter. Moreover his scandals as heir have been sufficiently sordid that it could be considered that he has already fulfilled the conditions – in advance – for an “abdication”. But of course the law of succession would put him on the throne if his mother abdicated. His son William could not succeed Elizabeth directly without a special Act of Parliament to disinherit Charles.

Moreover Charles will be 65 this year but he does seem to be more relaxed though even more bizarre in his views. Elizabeth will be 87 this year and her mother lived to be over 101. Charles probably still harbours hopes of becoming King and making Camilla his Queen but even if Elizabeth felt like retiring – she probably does not dare to do so.

Of course in the event of his succeeding to the throne, Charles could always do the right thing and abdicate before he was crowned!

Baby elephant prepares for the coming ice age

January 25, 2013

Their subcutaneous fat layer allows elephants not to freeze, even with this weather. And when the ice-age comes we will have woolly elephants before too long.

Tastes interesting- (TIM BRAKEMEIER / AFP / Getty Images)

More pictures at National Geographic:

 

New Doomsday possible on 13th April 2036 when asteroid Apophis could hit earth.

January 10, 2013

Yet another doomsday for us to look forward to (it gets boring looking back at doomsdays from the past that have failed to come to pass). This time it is a 325 m wide asteroid – named Apophis (Apep) after the Egyptian God of darkenss and chaos – which could crash into the Earth on 13th April 2036 (a Sunday).

My own hypothesis is that if we can increase the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere to around 1200 ppm, a collision could be avoided. All I need is some funding (just a few million would do) and I’m sure I could develop a suitable mathematical model to “prove” this. Maybe Greenpeace and WWF could contribute. After all it would save so many species on Earth – not to mention humans.

Daily Mail: The European Space Agency’s orbiting telescope has captured striking new images of the huge ‘Doomsday’ asteroid Apophis that could smash into Earth in 2036 – revealing it is larger than previously thought.

Long billed as a potential cause of an Extinction Level Event (ELE) for humanity, today ESA officials announced that its Herschel Space Observatory discovered that the asteroid is 1,066 feet wide, 20 percent larger than the previous estimate of 885 feet.

Whizzing past Earth at the relatively close distance of nine million miles tonight, Apophis is being closely tracked because of a 2004 study that predicted the rock has a 2.7 percent chance of hitting Earth in April 2029, which was later revised to 2036.

BBC: The large rocky mass was first discovered in 2004. At the time, it raised alarm when scientists calculated that it had a one-in-45,000 chance of smashing into the Earth in 2029.  Later revisions, lifted this threat; instead on the Friday 13 April 2029, it will make a close pass at a distance of about 30,000km. However, astronomers say there is still a one-in-200,000 chance that it could strike Earth in 2036.

Professor Alan Fitzsimmons, an astronomer at Queen’s University Belfast, UK, said: “In 2029, it will pass so close to us that Earth’s gravity will change its orbit. Most of the potential orbits it will end up on will mean we are safe for the next 100 years. But there is a small region of space – something we call a keyhole – and if it passes through that keyhole in 2029, it will come back and hit us on 13 April in 2036.”

If this happened, it would strike the Earth with 100 times the energy in our largest nuclear bombs, said Prof Fitzsimmons.

Features I would like to see in my next computer

January 8, 2013

I am replacing my old desktop and will also soon need a new laptop/tablet to replace my 3 year-old net-book but have not quite decided what to buy as yet.  The worst part is the temptation to keep postponing the decision in the hope that something new is just around the corner!

I keep looking for features and software which are not yet available but will surely be available in time. My top-10 wish list is here.

1. A mini- tablet which transforms into my desktop – whenever I am at a desk.

2. A device where the device manufacturer offers free, fast global wi-fi. (A vertical integration of internet service providers with the device manufacturers).

3. An instant connection to the cloud but yet with sufficient local Flash memory.

4. A device which – with certainty –  knows who I am and on which it is impossible for anybody else to log-on as me.

5. A satisfactory key-board which is both large enough for my thick fingers and small enough to be completely unobtrusive when not in use.

6. A wireless power connection.

7. Virus and malware protection built into the Operating System.

8. Reliable speech recognition not only for navigation but also for drafting complex text (passages and formulae).

9. A very large 3-D holographic display

10. A virtual large-screen alternative through spectacles. 

 

“White Pimpernel” cat arrested for assisting planned prison breakout in Brazil

January 5, 2013

Two years ago we heard about the drug smuggling pigeons at a Colombian jail, and now comes news of a cat heavily implicated in assisting a planned break-out from a Brazilian prison!! The cat was caught red-handed on New Years day! The arch-criminal has so far refused to speak and all 263 prisoners are suspect. It is not known if the cat is the ring leader or merely an accomplice.

It has been over 5o years since since I read Baroness Emmuska Orczy’s novel of the arch prison escape arranger during the French Revolution – The Scarlet Pimpernel – but this verse is for forever etched in my memory:

We seek him here, we seek him there,
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven?—Is he in hell?
That demmed, elusive Pimpernel.

A prison guard holds a cat that has objects wrapped around his body with tape at a prison in Arapiraca in this handout photo obtained by Reuters on January 5, 2013. A cat carrying a saw and a mobile phone was 'detained' as it entered a prison gate in northeast Brazil, Brazilian media reported on Saturday. Prison guards were surprised when they saw a white cat crossing the main gate of the prison, its body wrapped with tape. A closer look showed the feline also carried drills, an earphone, a memory card, batteries and a phone charger. REUTERS-Superintendent General of Prison Administration shows -Handout

White Pimpernel: Reuters

Reuters: A cat carrying a saw and a mobile phone was “detained” as it entered a prison gate in northeast Brazil, Brazilian media reported on Saturday.

Prison guards were surprised when they saw a white cat crossing the main gate of the prison, its body wrapped with tape. A closer look showed the feline also carried drills, an earphone, a memory card, batteries and a phone charger.

All 263 detainees in the prison of Arapiraca, a city of 215,000 people in the state of Alagoas, are considered suspect in the plot, which is being investigated by local police.

“It’s tough to find out who’s responsible for the action as the cat doesn’t speak,” a prison spokesperson told local paper Estado de S.Paulo.

The cat was taken to an animal disease center to receive medical care.

The incident took place on New Year’s day but was first reported by national media on Saturday

In the Year Twenty Thirteen,

December 31, 2012

1. In the Year Twenty Thirteen,

Twice shall the world be shaken,

At Richter 8 or more,

And once shall a volcano

Violently erupt.

But the invincible, soothing Sun

Shall calm the roiling seas,

And the climate of the world,

Shall continue to cool.

 

2. The New World in the West

Shall regain its composure,

While the weary Old World

Struggles in its disparate cackle,

Where Old Reprobates refuse to die

But their poison shall be contained.

Doomsayers shall be shriller,

More fanatic and more extreme.

But there will come an end

To their profligacy and waste.

 

3. The boils in the Middle of the East

Shall still swell and suddenly  burst

And new carbuncles formed

Will need very prompt incision.

Blood-letting shall there be

And the recovery shall be slow,

The rashes will continue

And the itches will need scratching.

 

4. Corruption in the Body Orient

Shall fester and turn gangrenous,

But surgery of the infected parts

Will give some hope of renewal.

The Dragon shall breathe fire,

And the Tiger shall begin to roar,

And together, in new harness,

Will draw the chariot of the world.

 

5. Men shall marry men,

And women dally with women,

While children lose their innocence

Well before their time.

But of 7 billion people,

Six will be fed and clothed,

And will cherish a measure of hope

For the life that waits for them.

 

6. Reading  the Human Alphabet

Will ease and grow in fluency,

And even little babies shall know

What diseases they must endure.

The Healers and the Drugmakers

Shall sell wonderful new cures,

For imaginary ailments

Of no great significance.

But they shall also find new Drugs

Against many human woes,

Precisely to be directed,

And immediately effective.

 

7. Twenty Thirteen

Will be just another Year.

A natural state of turmoil

In a world that shall not end.

There will, again as always,

Be much sound and bluster,

Of very little value

And signifying nothing.

 

8. We will be one year older

And that much more mature,

But one year in 200,000

Is not so very much.

But every little gain

Is not to be lightly given up.

 

9. And so in Twenty Thirteen,

I am glad to be alive,

Not for any raptures, but

For there was no better time to live!

One day the Sun will die, but till then – Dies Natalis Solis Invicti MMXII

December 24, 2012

Here at a latitude of 58.7057° N, the Sun is eagerly awaited every day and is sorely missed if it is obscured by clouds during our short days at this time of year.

Sol Invictus is not a matter of faith or belief. It is a daily reality.

The 21st of December was the shortest day of the year with sunrise at 0848 and sunset at 1503. But it has come and gone and the days are getting longer again. I can start my countdown to summer.

The renewal begins.

It is not difficult to imagine how worship of the Sun must have started at least 20,000 years ago and perhaps as early as 100,000 years ago. In fact it seems obvious that our understanding of periodicity and the very concept of time must have started with what we observed of the Sun. The counting of days and the inevitability of the seasons and the development of a calendar all originate with the unfailing appearance of the Sun every day. Perhaps the periodicity of the daily Sun even accounts for humans developing the very notion of counting and numbers. And it is more than mere speculation to assume that even the great expansion of humanity from Africarabia around 100,000 years ago was to no little extent guided into directions defined relative to the rising or the setting of the Sun.

One day – some 5 billion years hence – the Sun will have consumed all its hydrogen, will become a red giant and will swallow the earth. The earth will truly and inevitably die then.  Over the following one billion years or so the Sun will be consuming its helium and become a white dwarf.  And then the exhausted Sun – will cool and perhaps in 1000 billion years will be at the same temperature as that of surrounding space and will become a black dwarf  –  well and truly dead.

Long before then, perhaps in about one billion years from now, the energy output of the Sun will rise by about 10% and there will be no water left in our atmosphere. As the Sun’s energy output increases further, our rivers and lakes and oceans will all boil dry and the earth will be finally devoid of water. If humanity is still present on earth when free water disappears then it too – with all other species on earth – will die. But humanity – along with many other Earthly species – may well have moved elsewhere by then.

But for at least the next 0ne billion years we can continue to revel and bask in our invincible Sun.

In Vedic terms “Surya is the eye of Mitra, Varuna and Agni” where Surya, the Sun, is the “all-powerful life-giving force” with Mitra representing “all that happens with openness in the daylight” while Varuna lords “over the powers of the dark when Surya is not visible”. Agni (ignis in Latin) is of course fire and is the earthly manifestation of the Sun

So, in celebration of the annual renewal to come I send my greetings to all in the name of the invincible Sun.

(The picture this year is a blow-up of the banner for this blog and is of a sunrise, looking East, on a December morning in 2010).

sol invictus 2012

If Santa Claus had an internal toilet he never would have found Rudolph

December 23, 2012

How the first reindeer was domesticated

Humans and reindeer have been interacting for some 60,000 years and reindeer-herds have been followed by nomadic humans for some 10-20,000 years but true domestication is much more recent. Genetic studies indicate that many domestication events probably took place but starting no more than 2-3,000 years ago. But how was the first reindeer domesticated?

“Alice Roberts: Rudolph and our early ancestors – a love story” has a plausible narrative:

I first visited the icy north of Siberia five years ago while making a BBC documentary about ancient human migrations. We were filming with indigenous Siberians of the Evenki tribe, and staying in a remote reindeer-herders camp – living in tents that were kept warm with larch stoves while it was a bone-chilling -40°C outside. (The stoves went out overnight and in the morning I would wake up to find my eyelashes stuck together with ice.)

There were reindeer all around us in the snowy, sparse larch forest. At night, they came in, walking cautiously around our tents, the thick fur behind their large hooves muffling their footsteps. One morning I wandered off into the forest to answer a call of nature. A single pure-white reindeer followed me. I wandered further and further with the reindeer following me a few paces behind. It felt as though I had made some kind of connection with this beautiful, ethereal creature. After I had done what I’d come for, I started to make my way back to camp, and wondered if the reindeer would follow me back. He didn’t. Instead, he started tucking into the yellow snow I’d created. The mystical moment was shattered. He wanted nothing more than a few salts from my urine. Later I discovered that this apparently common behaviour was enshrined in a Siberian myth about the domestication of the first reindeer: a woman who went for a wee managed to catch and tame a reindeer who, like mine, had been after the yellow snow.

I suppose that if Santa Claus had an internal toilet and was not forced outdoors to relieve himself  he never would have met up with Rudolph!!

End of the World postponed to 2nd October 2027 due to construction delays

December 21, 2012

Breaking News!!

The End of the World expected for today 21st December 2012 has been postponed by the Powers That Be.

In an exclusive message the Powers That Be have revealed that the preparations for the World to Come are not yet complete (due to unforeseen construction delays) and the End of the World has had to be postponed. A new contractor has been anointed and appointed and the Powers That Be are utterly confident that the apocalypse will now take place when the Aztec calendar reaches the end of its next 52 year cycle on

2nd October 2027

colliding planets

colliding planets: image Lynette R. Cook/UCLA